Thursday, December 22, 2005

Wanda Sykes-Funniest mf on the planet/

I reckon she the best to do it since Pryor. Male or female. I'm not trying to be a progressive man but 4 real this woman is too damn funny. Funny on Crank Yankers, Funny od Curb Your Enthusiasm, Funny in Stand Up, I just hought I should put that on papre. She dont have to shock people like some other females she just sound funny and say funny shit.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

RIP Richard Pryor-The BEst To Ever Do It.

To be honest, I wasn't that sad when I heard he's passed, that sounds terrible, but we know that man was living in hell these last 15 yrs or so. Maybe I'm wrong and if so, then I apologise. Still, the coverage of his death has been comlete bullshit to me. You'd think this guy was a professional fireman or something reading all these articles and watching what little TV of him these crackas have shown.

Look, This guys albums and concerts is the freaking mount rushmore of american comedy as far as I'm concerned. I'd have thought we could have seen some greater examples of his shit and some more time dedicated to it.

Also, most of these journalist talking about him probably dont know shit about him. To hate on his films that were just a bit of escapism comedy is ignorant. Just because it aint Citizine Caine or THe Godfather so what? I enjoyed his films a lot. Another bullshit thing, not celebrating his pre That Nigger Crazy comedy. People think his "nice" shit was weak, it was dope as fuck. Prison Play aint exactly a lily white skit, funny shit, lets celbrate his 60's shit as well.

Anway, some of my favorite lines are " Take that cross out your pussy" or "you on your period again? you gonna bleed to death bitch", amongst all the other great stuf. so rip Richard, I discovered your material and it was the best shit i ever heard.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Save Tookie Williams. Where are the hip hop Asians?

Look, I dont think he should be set free or anything, killing 4 people in cold blooded murder is bullshit. But this is America right, we are civilized righjt, do we believe in the death penalty? I know it is a touchy subject for Asian Americans because his victims were Asian. But this will show us who Asians are with, blacks or whites. Now, every writer on hip hop and black culture is Asian, so I think they owe us negros. They need to pay back a debt, and that is the debt of calling for the clemency of Tookie Williams. We know he has turned his ways around, and is now positive and for the kids. So let us abolish the death penalty, and save a mans life.

Oliver Wang, Hua Sua, Jeff Chang? Its over to you.

Also, that bitch Steve doocy on Fox and Friends this morning baying for blood, and baby factory Ed Hill also baying for blood. There is somethiong about black men in prioson and "educated" republican crackas talking about justice that makes me feel sick.

Until we abolish this shjiit, America is worse than China, Zimbabwe, Iraq for Human Rights.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Manchester United Out Of Europe.


Somebody about to retire. Hey, but as Alex Ferguson gets people throwing rocks at his thrne, lets not forget, 8 premierships, 1 european cup, 5 Fa cups, not to mention what he did at Aberdeen. Still the best to do it since Bob Paisley and Brian Clough from the bRitis Isles.

Chris Rocks Favorite Rap Albums.

You cant have a blog and be a real big dawg on the internet unless you got lists and polls. If you not roling with lists and polls, i'm not fucking wit you. Here's Chrsi Rocks.

1. N.W.A - Straight Outta Compton
2. Snoop Dogg Dogg - Doggystyle
3. 2Pac - Rap Phenomenon II
4. Run-DMC - Raising Hell
5. Pharcyde - Bizarre Ride II
6. LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out
7. EPMD - Unfinished Business
8. Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
9. A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory
10. De La Soul - Buhloone Mindstate
11. The D.O.C. - No One Can Do It Better
12. Eric B. And Rakim - Follow The Leader
13. Genius/GZA - Liquid Swords
14. Ghostface Killah - Supreme Clientele
15. Geto Boys - The Resurrection
16. Wyclef Jean - The Carnival
17. Ice Cube - AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
18. Scarface - Mr. Scarface Is Back
19. Jay-Z - Reasonable Doubt
20. Nas - Stillmatic
21. Outkast - Aquemini
22. Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back
23. Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill
24. DJ Quik - Way 2 Fonky
25. Dizzee Rascal - Boys In Da Corner